All right, all you Rush Limbaugh haters, I just found an article that will explain everything.

Besides the fact that I am so going to endow the Ig Nobel committee with some of my lottery winnings when I die, I was struck by the research involving Viagra and hamsters on jet lag. It occured to me that this would explain that time Rush was detained at the airport on his way to Aruba or wherever it was, and he had Viagra on him that wasn’t actually prescribed to him, and it was an all-boys trip or something. Remember that?

Doesn’t it make sense? Doesn’t this exonerate him? The prescription wasn’t for him! It wasn’t! It was for his pet hamster, which travels with him everywhere. In his pocket.

Hm. That’s not really better, is it?