I found a solution for the cheesiness of Theseus’s opening aria, and that is MOAR CHEEZEENESS YOU GUYS!
Seriously: I abandoned the lame attempt at polytonality in his first phrase and settled it into straight harmony, and then extended the first verse. So now we have a full-on huckster approach, a kind of in-your-face/dare-you-to-diss-this-throwback attitude.
I’ve moved on to Daedalus’s objections, which will be in a kind of waltz mode over Theseus’s 9/8 gigue.
Dream One, “Hark, the sound of screaming fans” (06/24/14) | score [pdf] | mp3