I would like to entertain the idea that Donald Drumpf is a Jedi master.

I mean, his whole campaign is kind of a “these are not the droids you’re looking for” hand wave, right?  He has his supporters give a Nazi-like salute; he says he will order our military to act illegally and they will do it; he vamps about deporting immigrants while hiring them, and snagging jobs back from China while exporting them; he’s endorsed by David Duke and the KKK.

And when quizzed about any of this, he just waves his hand: “That’s the first I’ve heard of it.” “I don’t know anything about that.” “That was taken out of context.” “We were just having a good time.”

I’m sure the press thinks they are doing their job just by allowing him to expose himself as a lying liar who lies, but that’s not what is happening.  What’s happening is that people see him successfully elude the mainstream media and think he’s more majestic than ever.

Help us, Obi-Drumpf, you’re our only hope.

Jebus.