Here’s an I Ching kind of question:
If you get Chinese take-out, but leave the fortune cookie on your kitchen counter for a couple of weeks before eating it, does the fortune/advice apply to the day you ate Chinese or the day you ate the cookie?
Here’s an I Ching kind of question:
If you get Chinese take-out, but leave the fortune cookie on your kitchen counter for a couple of weeks before eating it, does the fortune/advice apply to the day you ate Chinese or the day you ate the cookie?
Yes, Mike, you may steal this for your act.
It applies only to the third day of the second week during which the cookie lay uneaten.
I don’t tell Chinese food jokes. You just want to laugh again an hour later.
Ba-zing!
It still counts. But you can longer add “in bed” at the end.
Been thinking about putting things on T-Shirts:
Go there.
Or:
These are the jokes, folks.